ultimate bike lock advice? (solved)
here is the thing. A nice commuter bike is going to be built up for me tomorrow. I need to lock it up and I am not messing around anymore. My kryptonite chain was cut with relative ease. I want an uber chain and lock that no theif would even attempt to break. It does not need to be portable. i will keep the lock where I will park my bike and there it will stay. So any ideas?
I would prefer a huge chain and lock. Ridiculously huge and must be tough as heck. I will prob coat it in that rubber stuff. Think like boat anchor size 
EDIT: found the lock for me.
from some research and some help from SCS I am gonna go with the uber lock. The faghettaboudit new york kryptonite lock. The thing is the toughest there is.
I got it. You should buy a van, and have T driving behind you. And when you get there, she’ll park the van, you lock the bike inside it, and go about your business. She then has to call a cab or a friend or just walk home. It’s not a perfect plan, but it might just be crazy enough to work.
Comment by jschwa — April 30, 2007 @ 12:32 pm
ummmmmm will keep that in mind
van’s rule
Comment by beerorkid — April 30, 2007 @ 12:44 pm
Perhaps no chain at all. One of two things could happen. Either it won’t be near the rush for them or maybe they’ll think it belongs to someone bad enough that nobody would touch his bike.
Or I guess the third thing that could happen is they take it anyway…
But I like your odds.
Comment by anonymous co-worker — April 30, 2007 @ 3:29 pm
well i don’t know what to say pay a bum five bucks a day to watch it! just hope he don’t decided its his new RV lol
Comment by PsycoJuana(cell bound) — April 30, 2007 @ 6:54 pm
thats the fudged up thing about it.
I had a crazy guy who carried around a huge knife watching it for a year. The cops said he could not carry the big knife so he got a smaller one.
His name is gypsy and I would buy him 12 packs every now and then and he kept an eye on my bike. Dude looks like a 80 year old Willy Nelson.
Comment by beerorkid — May 1, 2007 @ 7:10 am