tee he he

 Filed under: random crap — beerorkid @ Mar 30th, 2007

Dudes weeeeenur gets caught in machinery at saw mill.

The caption of the picture is awesome.

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 I had to click away and then gouge my earballs out, did not make it to the end.

 Filed under: Funny Vids — beerorkid @ Mar 30th, 2007

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 chocolate Jesus?

 Filed under: random crap — beerorkid @ Mar 30th, 2007

Anatomically correct chocolate Jesus angers Catholics

The Easter season unveiling of an anatomically correct chocolate sculpture of Jesus Christ, dubbed “My Sweet Lord” by its creator, has infuriated Catholics preparing to observe some of their holiest days of the year.

The 6-foot sculpture by Cosimo Cavallaro was to debut Monday evening, four days before Christians mark the crucifixion of Jesus Christ on Good Friday. The final day of the exhibit at the Lab Gallery inside Manhattan’s Roger Smith Hotel was planned for Easter Sunday.

“This is one of the worst assaults on Christian sensibilities ever,” said Bill Donohue, head of the Catholic League, a watchdog group. “It’s not just the ugliness of the portrayal, but the timing — to choose Holy Week is astounding.”

Which part do you eat first?

with bunnies I like to chew out the eyes and scream “stop staring at me” ;)

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 beer myths

 Filed under: beer — beerorkid @ Mar 30th, 2007

from here

Beer Myth 1: Beat the Beer Belly with Light Beer

OK, light beers have maybe 90-100 calories, regular beers generally have less than 200 calories. A beer lover would say the difference is comparable to the difference between McDonalds and a 5 star restaurant. A dietician would tell you the difference is negligible. So unless you are drinking 300 beers a week, I would drink the good stuff.

Beer Myth 2: The darker the beer, the more alcohol it contains

Not even close. Guinness is black, and has 4.2% alcohol. The color of a beer comes from the toasted malts, which has no effect on alcohol content. Ingredients like rice syrup, honey, and corn syrup add alcohol to beer, but do not influence the color.

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Beer Myth 3: Beer is ruined if warmed and then refrigerated

This can be true, if you do it many, many times, and it will happen gradually. People think re-chilling beer will cause it to be “skunked”. Beer can be ruined by air, light and time. Temperature won’t ruin a beer unless it’s extreme. Get fresh beer and store it in dark place, and it will be fine.

Beer Myth 4: Imported beers have more alcohol than domestic beers

This comes from the way US beers reported their beers’ alcohol content. The rest of the world uses “Alcohol by Volume”, here is the US they used “Alcohol By Weight”. Since beer weighs less than water, US beers had smaller numbers, but not less alcohol.

Beer Myth 5: The Guinness they serve in Ireland is better

It seems widely accepted that beer in “the old country” is better than what they export to the rest of the world. The brewing process is cheap, so why would a brewery risk their reputation by brewing a different beer for export? It doesn’t make sense, and it’s not true. With few exceptions, the beer that is exported is the exact same beer that they serve in the bar across the street from the brewery. The difference is purely freshness. It takes two weeks for a keg of Guinness to get from Dublin to your favorite bar in the states. Some beers, like Fosters, is brewed in Canada under a license for sale in the US. But it is clearly stated on the bottle when this is the case.

Beer Myth 6: Beer shouldn’t be Bitter

The bitterness of a beer comes from the hops. Hops are in all beers to balance the sweet malts and to act as a preservative. Some beers have a lot of hops, like India Pale Ales (IPAs) and some beers have less hops, like Wheat Beers. Hops can give a beer complexity and add all sorts of flavors and aromas, like pine, citrus, and earthiness. Hops are why people say beer is an acquired taste, but they also make beer delicious.

Beer Myth 7: The best beers are in green bottles.

As it turns out, brown bottles protect the beer from the light much better than green bottles or clear bottles. This myth comes from when there was a shortage of brown glass in Europe after WWII. The European beers were bottled in green instead, so green bottles came to represent imports. This certainly isn’t the case anymore.

Beer Myth 8: The Thai beer Singha has formaldehyde in it

It seems widely believed that Singha is brewed with formaldehyde, as is Chang beer, San Miguel, Vietnamese 33, and Singapore’s Tiger Beer. The most believable explanation for this one is that Singha is much more bitter and contains more alcohol than most lagers. When American or British expatriots and soldiers were drinking beer in Thailand, they got drunk much more quickly then they were used to, and it was much more bitter flavor then they were used to. To explain this it was suggested that it contained formaldehyde. Crazy.

Beer Myth 9: Corona is Mexican Piss

In the 1980s there was a rumor that Mexican workers were peeing in the Corona tanks that were destined for the US. Certainly alarmingly disgusting… if true. As it turns out this myth was started as a result of Corona’s rising popularity in the US market, and who was jealous? Heineken. This was nothing more than a rumor started by a Heineken wholesaler in Reno. It all worked out, the guy from Heineken admitted his wrongdoing, and Corona continued it’s rise to popularity. But the rumor can still be heard today in bars across the country.

Beer Myth 10: Women don’t like beer

Thats crazy! My wife loves beer almost as much as I do. Women have brewed more beer than men in the History of Beer. Sister Doris in Bavaria brews Mallersdorf lager. Fortunately, this myth is far from true.

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 how to get a cork out of a bottle

 Filed under: Gadgets — beerorkid @ Mar 30th, 2007

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 bout frickin time. Gotz me some americone dream

 Filed under: Colbert, Vids I Made, food — beerorkid @ Mar 29th, 2007

It was a bit runny by the time I got it home, but I can taste the patriotism. Is that essence of eagle in there? It good. Fuggles really wanted some.

Was it worth going to walmart and many, many other stores looking for it? Nope. it is just ice cream, but darn it is pretty good.

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 Student punished for spaghetti beliefs

 Filed under: Regular News — beerorkid @ Mar 29th, 2007

link

A student has been suspended from school in America for coming to class dressed as a pirate.

But the disciplinary action has provoked controversy – because the student says that the ban violates his rights, as the pirate costume is part of his religion.

Bryan Killian says that he follows the Pastafarian religion, and that as a crucial part of his faith, he must wear ‘full pirate regalia’ as prescribed in the holy texts of Pastafarianism.

The school, however, say that his pirate garb was disruptive.

Pastafarians follow the Flying Spaghetti Monster (pictured), and believe that the world was created by the touch of his noodly appendage. Furthermore, they acknowledge pirates as being ‘absolute divine beings’, and stress that the worldwide decline in the number of pirates has directly led to global warming.

Pastafarianism gained wide attention when its key prophet, Bobby Henderson, wrote to the Kansas School Board during the height of the controversy over ‘Intelligent Design’ being taught in science classes. His letter, also published on his website, demanded equal time be given to the teachings of the Flying Spaghetti Monster as was given to ID and evolutionary theory.

Since then, the Flying Spaghetti Monster has gained countless followers worldwide, although there are those who remain spagnostic.

The school, in North Buncombe, North Carolina, remains adamant that their decision to suspend Killian for a day has nothing to do with his religion, and quite a lot to do with his repeated refusal to heed warnings against wearing pirate outfits.

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 animal human hybrid?

 Filed under: Funny Vids, animals — beerorkid @ Mar 29th, 2007

I for one welcome our dolphin overlords.

and to respond to dodo’s post
very tasty

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 ’nuff said!!!

 Filed under: food — doddo @ Mar 29th, 2007

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 Salma spicy

 Filed under: hotties — beerorkid @ Mar 29th, 2007

All from the same photo shoot, but wow.

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 the life of the bunny is in your hands dewd

 Filed under: animals, games, internets — beerorkid @ Mar 29th, 2007

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Bunny

Strange flash game. Kinda disturbing, you operate on a bunny.

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 why stuff never gets done

 Filed under: funny-pics, internets — beerorkid @ Mar 29th, 2007

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 Best of Ralph Wiggum 2

 Filed under: Funny Vids, TV — beerorkid @ Mar 29th, 2007

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 open windows, covers, and evil mornings

 Filed under: random crap — beerorkid @ Mar 29th, 2007

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Open window season rules. My bed is slammed right up to the window where my head is bathed in cool spring air. I got my blankies tucked up to just under my nose. And no matter what I will never be a morning person. Tried for 12 + years of school, ait gonna happen.

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 Drew

 Filed under: hotties — beerorkid @ Mar 28th, 2007

Maybe it is cuz I grew up with her, or her cute lisp, or how she smiles, but I have always been a drew fan.

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Sure super models are hot, but I have always found girl next door types to be more attractive.

As far as her movies, I like most. Never seen some, and her chunky stage does not interest me too much. I really enjoy how she has evolved over time. The date with drew was neat cuz it showed how cool she prob is as a person. Oh and she can set concrete on fire ;)

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